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Hands the man at the counter a card of some sort, guy at cou...
Why are you so stupid, Fuckman?
  11/02/16
apple presents: "beats card by dr. dre" the car...
Why are you so stupid, Fuckman?
  11/02/16
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Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON
  11/02/16
it is entirely feasible that CFPB would require rapping disc...
Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON
  11/02/16
los del banco norte kicking off the new genre of "banco...
Why are you so stupid, Fuckman?
  11/02/16
some novel chapter 13 issue reaches scotus, involving banco ...
Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON
  11/02/16
*plays little trumpet riff* *wears boots with 7-foot poin...
Why are you so stupid, Fuckman?
  11/02/16
card: "not to mention this trustee? this bitch lynn she...
Why are you so stupid, Fuckman?
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Grimes
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NiggerFaggot
  11/02/16
as part of consent decree w/the Dept of Social Justice, gold...
Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON
  11/02/16
god damn it this is actually not flame: https://www.marcus.c...
Why are you so stupid, Fuckman?
  11/02/16
would i flame u nigger it's real nigger
Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON
  11/02/16
Why not just call it JaMarcus?
CHARLES DIGITAL
  11/02/16
whoa, whoa, whoa. i think this kind of recourse to lazy, fal...
Why are you so stupid, Fuckman?
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190 thread
CHARLES DIGITAL
  11/02/16
Fucking bullshit this isn't taking off
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Date: November 2nd, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Why are you so stupid, Fuckman? (bobama@ameritech.net)

Hands the man at the counter a card of some sort, guy at counter asks debit or credit, he says "shit I don't know man, just run it and let it do what it do."

frame freezes. liz warren showing video of this incident to incoming CFPB staff

"this is who we've got to protect"

micah in fetal position: "d-does he even KNOW his credit score"

warren: "we're pondering enhanced disclosure regs that would require merchant to post signage explaining how it 'do what it do', but we're running into literacy issues... however, we have an exciting new partnership with an apple property"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782271)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:02 AM
Author: Why are you so stupid, Fuckman? (bobama@ameritech.net)

apple presents: "beats card by dr. dre"

the card has a $29 monthly fee but it also has a little speaker in it so it can rap when you swipe and let do

liz warren: "let's watch this video of a field test"

***

the speakers on the beats by dre card come to life. "nigga they gon charge you 18% that's a case of MD 20/20 nigga"

"hol up hol up. so you be saying, so you be tellin me, dis card from a bank in souf dakota n shit? nigga you tellin me dem bankz gon' securitahz muh receivables? nigga how dey gon' borrow against muh shit at one-month libor plus 70 bipz when i'm paying 29.9%?"

card: "nigga you KNOW you defaultin nigga shit you iz in default RAHT NOW nigga"

"nigga don' tell me wells fargo gonna be subservicing this shit"

card: "nigga dem whaat niggas at dem wellz fargoz have a p'ovision in dey master subservicin agreement where dey can freely contract wif WHOEVA DEY WAN' nigga"

card: "yallz could be gettin callz from some, AH 'unno, some niggaz at cenlar n shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782289)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782312)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON

it is entirely feasible that CFPB would require rapping disclosures but i think they'd also mandate them in spanish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782309)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:08 AM
Author: Why are you so stupid, Fuckman? (bobama@ameritech.net)

los del banco norte kicking off the new genre of "banco-corridos"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782336)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:11 AM
Author: Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON

some novel chapter 13 issue reaches scotus, involving banco norte borrower

sotomayor moved to tears by cholo verse (& indebted to norte herself)

recused

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782352)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Why are you so stupid, Fuckman? (bobama@ameritech.net)

*plays little trumpet riff*

*wears boots with 7-foot points*

welcome to SCOTUS practice in 2020

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782412)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:07 AM
Author: Why are you so stupid, Fuckman? (bobama@ameritech.net)

card: "not to mention this trustee? this bitch lynn she owns your shit nigga"

(camera switches momentarily to lynn, a boomer with a community college accounting degree, who's one of around 150 bank VPs on staff to sign paper. lynn weighs a solid two hundo. she is seriously thinking about getting her third mochaccino of the morning)

purchaser: "she got dat juicy fruit doe!" BeatzCard prominently features lynn in their advertising

syndicate of several such purchasers coordinating over myspace to cross threshold to demand deal review... they spend the entire review meeting aggressively hitting on lynn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782327)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:07 AM
Author: Grimes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782328)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:08 AM
Author: NiggerFaggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782338)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:08 AM
Author: Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON

as part of consent decree w/the Dept of Social Justice, goldman changes the name of its retail arm, Marcus, to Dat Nigga Marcus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782339)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: Why are you so stupid, Fuckman? (bobama@ameritech.net)

god damn it this is actually not flame: https://www.marcus.com

Between everyday expenses and unexpected costs, itís easy to fall behind. Marcus by Goldman Sachs can help you end the cycle of high-interest credit card debt with a fixed-rate, no-fee personal loan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782348)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:12 AM
Author: Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON

would i flame u nigger it's real nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782356)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: CHARLES DIGITAL (CharlesXII)

Why not just call it JaMarcus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782438)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Why are you so stupid, Fuckman? (bobama@ameritech.net)

whoa, whoa, whoa. i think this kind of recourse to lazy, false stereotyping about given names and even what a "name" is cannot be considered in tune with our corporate values. that's not who we are as a bank and i'm really disappointed to hear this kind of language, even in jest. at goldman, we know that many people like to define their own relationships with names. this is very important to them and we are dedicated to fully respecting our valued customers' choices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782506)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: CHARLES DIGITAL (CharlesXII)

190 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31782436)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 11:53 AM
Author: CHARLES DIGITAL (CharlesXII)

Fucking bullshit this isn't taking off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31783381)



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Date: November 5th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: CHARLES DIGITAL (CharlesXII)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#31808805)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: whittier grad's bar exam diapers



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#34424800)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: CHARLES DIGITAL (CharlesXII)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3407952&forum_id=2#34424821)