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TMF & MND hosting weekly salon of intellectuals & artists in their Yonkers home

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spritezero
  06/05/15
"If you would all gather your ciders and cocktail weeni...
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From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill
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LathamTouchedMe
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j shad (retired 6/7/15)
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Trump Mountain
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The Meanest Bannon
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"""''''""'
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Rust Austen
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jag
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lol
donny
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====,^^^^^,"<
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mind the large white guard dog poo on the walkway
Madison Twatter
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'"'""'"
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MPA (retired due to anti-Irish racism)
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TMF's size 38 pleated dockers
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never forget
The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship
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avon39
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Maori woman performing defiant haka
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Carl Spackler
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'"'""'"
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shortquotemo
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Maori woman performing defiant haka
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longwangpoontang
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LathamTouchedMe
  06/05/15
Guest: 'Well, I got a PhD in physics at MIT, worked at CERN ...
spritezero
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Scott Frost
  06/05/15
Lmao
j shad (retired 6/7/15)
  06/05/15
lol'ed, this sounds like something Jason Schwartzman would s...
Judas Jones
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j shad (retired 6/7/15)
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tech founder offering you lifetime chance, $50k/yr
  10/28/15
lol
beckersted's ghost.
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boner police
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3 stacks
  06/05/15
TWO grad degrees!
The Meanest Bannon
  06/05/15
lol
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donny
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====,^^^^^,"<
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alzabo
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nights
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avon39
  11/20/16
"Hamilton, come look at these rugs hanging on the wall....
LathamTouchedMe
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The Meanest Bannon
  06/05/15
wall rugs are the HEIGHT of prestige I like mine in silk
you're the Bannon
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maybe
  06/06/15
http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/d2...
"'"''"''
  06/06/15
Gentlemen, the Pho has arrived. Shall we dine al fresco? ...
j shad (retired 6/7/15)
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spritezero
  06/05/15
This is an eerily accurate description of our outdoor space....
you're the Bannon
  06/05/15
Lol at it being so small you have to resort to calling it an...
j shad (retired 6/7/15)
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Judas Jones
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Scott Frost
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"'"''"''
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teabaggervance
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LathamTouchedMe
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""'""'
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spritezero
  06/05/15
Holy fuck I am at a bar half drunk and laughing uncontrollab...
Mark Ironside
  06/05/15
wow its quiet out here at 1am
you're the Bannon
  06/06/15
180
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darnell casing ur house with quadrotor drone
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friends friends if you will briefly excuse me but i must ta...
Rust Austen
  06/06/15
The evening starts with just the two men sipping their cider...
j shad (retired 6/7/15)
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Frank Lloyd Wrong
  06/06/15
Amazing.
attic
  06/06/15
Jesus christ
flyfisher110
  06/06/15
Jfc
"'"''"''
  06/06/15
this should be in a museum
,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:
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I mean this is fucking incredible
"'"''"''
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I like how it's implied that the late-comers in the stream a...
LathamTouchedMe
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Scholarship.
nights
  04/01/16
180 commentary
The Meanest Bannon
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''"""''''''
  06/06/15
ty, i came
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
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ho lee shit
spritezero
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shortquotemo
  06/06/15
(the asian cajun)
John_Kelly
  06/06/15
This shall be bumped for eternity.
Scott Frost
  06/06/15
What in the fuck. This is brilliant
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  06/06/15
Now THAT'S what I call SCHOLARSHIP!
tech founder offering you lifetime chance, $50k/yr
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Eight Eerie Inches of Oafish Ghoul Cock
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lol
askav
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spritezero
  06/13/15
come back jshad
d( . )n't run nigga i see y( . )u
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alzabo
  06/24/15
Nobody dared to continue adding onto this thread after this....
Scott Frost
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A fitting end to a great posting career
Yeah they were all yellow
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sharklasers
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donny
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spritezero
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the pubes charitable trust
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colt, rode off into sunset 12/22/2015
  07/21/15
it's a fucking crime that TMF still poasts after this
Harvey Weinstein getting old-fashioned studio head
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nights
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Mark Ironside
  07/21/15
this is on xoxo in 2015? magical post. NM, you need to step ...
[account temporarily suspended]
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Judas Jones
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nights
  10/28/15
180 post. insanely good.
'"'''"''''"
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'"'''"''''"
  12/20/15
"Now, a ballerina and a playwright." amazing.
waldo jeffers
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spritezero
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delirium threatens
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Judas Jones
  03/12/16
This is my favorite j shad post. Transcendent
CillianXII
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alzabo
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1800000000000000000000
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jfc
paella
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nights
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""'""'
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http://i.imgur.com/SayTCKz.jpg
attic
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Frank Lloyd Wrong
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incomparable
armodafinil
  05/31/16
(the poast where j shad flew too close to the sun)
benzo xx
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nights
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scholarship
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boner police
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""'""'
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""'""'
  10/15/16
i love how mandy just rubs him with a towel
'"'''"''''"
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killa cam
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MPA (retired due to anti-Irish racism)
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avon39
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shortquotemo
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Subparboi
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''"""'''"'"'
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spritezero
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""'""'
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Frank Lloyd Wrong
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Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
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avon39
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zarathustra
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Maori woman performing defiant haka
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reminder: there used to be poasts like this on here
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below knee amputee [BKA]
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Texas Lawmaker
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''''''''''''"'''
  12/29/15
my god.
Yeah they were all yellow
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jfc! that man has a family! (sort of)
the gorgon
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Dr. Broseph Goebbels
  07/16/16
This reminds me, we are getting those casement windows for t...
you're the Bannon
  10/16/16
Just got those casement windows. You guys are an inspiration...
you're the Bannon
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MPA (retired due to anti-Irish racism)
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The Meanest Bannon
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you're the Bannon
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''''''''"
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you're the Bannon
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''"""''''''
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waldo jeffers
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Lol dis nigga with his broke ass faggot ass bitch ass Ikea b...
''"""'''"'"'
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spritezero
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below knee amputee [BKA]
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spritezero
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Date: June 5th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28049949)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 7:16 PM
Author: Judas Jones

"If you would all gather your ciders and cocktail weenies and follow me outside, I'd like to give you a tour of my luxury Jeep Grand Cherokee vehicle."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28049989)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 7:17 PM
Author: From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill



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Date: June 5th, 2015 7:24 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28050040)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 7:24 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,. , . . . , . . . . . . , . . . ;



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28050047)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: j shad (retired 6/7/15)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28050084)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Trump Mountain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28050200)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: The Meanest Bannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28051378)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: """''''""'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28052374)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Rust Austen (Novak Djokovic: Destroyer of Spic Frauds )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28052734)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 6:58 AM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053260)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:




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Date: June 24th, 2015 8:15 AM
Author: donny (donny)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28190013)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: ====,^^^^^,"<



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: Madison Twatter (playing with gay dog boners since 2013)

mind the large white guard dog poo on the walkway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#31652647)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: '"'""'"




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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: MPA (retired due to anti-Irish racism) (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com. )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#31909546)



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Date: November 20th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: TMF's size 38 pleated dockers ( )



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Date: November 20th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship

never forget



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Date: November 20th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: avon39



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Date: March 11th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka



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Date: March 11th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: Carl Spackler (Carl)



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Date: March 26th, 2017 6:48 PM
Author: '"'""'"




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Date: September 21st, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: shortquotemo



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Date: September 21st, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: longwangpoontang



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Date: June 5th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe



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Date: June 5th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: spritezero

Guest: 'Well, I got a PhD in physics at MIT, worked at CERN for a few years, now I'm in doing machine learning for a high frequency trading company'

TMF: 'Interesting. As it happens, I have a graduate degree as well. You and I have quite a bit in common.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28050140)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: Scott Frost



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Date: June 5th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: j shad (retired 6/7/15)

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28050144)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 7:38 PM
Author: Judas Jones

lol'ed, this sounds like something Jason Schwartzman would say in a Wes Anderson film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28050148)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: j shad (retired 6/7/15)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28054389)



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Date: October 28th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: tech founder offering you lifetime chance, $50k/yr



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#29061385)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: beckersted's ghost.

lol

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Date: July 18th, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: boner police (boner police)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 8:05 PM
Author: 3 stacks



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Date: June 5th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: The Meanest Bannon

TWO grad degrees!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28051386)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:


lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053419)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 8:16 AM
Author: donny (donny)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: ====,^^^^^,"<



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: alzabo



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Date: July 18th, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: nights



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Date: November 20th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: avon39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#31958337)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

"Hamilton, come look at these rugs hanging on the wall. So chic!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28050323)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: The Meanest Bannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28051389)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: you're the Bannon

wall rugs are the HEIGHT of prestige

I like mine in silk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28051465)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: maybe (Pederastrian)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053396)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: "'"''"''

http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/d2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053421)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: j shad (retired 6/7/15)

Gentlemen, the Pho has arrived. Shall we dine al fresco?

Follow me.

*everyone takes their Styrofoam bowls and plastic lids and crams onto a 8 by 8 foot "roof terrace". 2 of them manage to secure a seat around a shitty wooden card table, the rest eat their Pho standing up, unable to fully extend their arms like John mccain*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28050357)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28050366)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: you're the Bannon

This is an eerily accurate description of our outdoor space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28051482)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 4:06 AM
Author: j shad (retired 6/7/15)

Lol at it being so small you have to resort to calling it an "outdoor space".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053062)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28051506)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 4:07 AM
Author: Scott Frost



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Date: June 6th, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: "'"''"''



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: teabaggervance



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Date: December 21st, 2015 12:00 AM
Author: LathamTouchedMe



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Date: April 1st, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: ""'""'




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Date: June 5th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28051348)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: Mark Ironside

Holy fuck I am at a bar half drunk and laughing uncontrollably at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28051530)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: you're the Bannon

wow its quiet out here at 1am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28052355)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: ...;...,...;.,..;.;...;;..;;.;..;.;


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28052372)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 2:34 AM
Author: darnell casing ur house with quadrotor drone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28052718)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 2:43 AM
Author: Rust Austen (Novak Djokovic: Destroyer of Spic Frauds )

friends friends if you will briefly excuse me but i must take the pit bull for a walk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28052753)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 6:46 AM
Author: j shad (retired 6/7/15)

The evening starts with just the two men sipping their ciders and discussing cutting edge developments in the world of finance. "Well, if you ask me, the Eurozone credit ratings are like a frying pan. Greece at the bottom..." TMF trails off, his murine face contorting into a pained smirk.

But then, something magical happens. The words float out on the summer air, through the casement window that lies swung open at the front of the room. A rustle of leaves, a thud. Suddenly, a renowned mathematician pokes his round spectacled head through and gives a friendly wave. "Mind if I join you gentlemen?" TMF, stunned and delighted, hands him a cigar. In the intellectual's wake comes a chessmaster, a financier, a derivatives architect, a member of the JP Morgan capital markets execution team. Now, a ballerina and a playwright.

They stream through the open window. The trickle is now a flood. It is riot now. Biblical. The gaping window is a no man's land filled with bestial looking professionals reeling about with manic eyes and reeking of Pho broth. Through either brute force or some unknown ingenuity, a UBS executive manages to squeeze his torso through the frame, only to be torn asunder. His constituent parts thrown backwards through the crowd. A bloody app designer falls through the portal like a freshly delivered fetus. MND wraps him in a white towel and rubs him vigorously.

In the midst of it all TMF is seemingly encased in a nimbus of calm and order. Arms akimbo. Holding court. Distributing copies of the Financial Times, assiduously monitoring weenie consumption. The floor is slick with blood and cider but he glides across it like a puck on ice.

Meanwhile, far across the continent in the mile-high city, a married man his early thirties with no debt, a woodworking happy that he indulges in on the weekends, a beautiful wife and three perfect young children carefully balances himself on a plastic stool in his garage, a noose around his neck. Next to his balancing foot lies an Android smartphone with the yelp app loaded, it reads: your search for "cheap Barbadian dinner" within 8 miles has returned 0 results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053254)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 6:53 AM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053259)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 7:06 AM
Author: attic

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053261)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: flyfisher110

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053367)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: "'"''"''

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053424)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:


this should be in a museum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053425)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: "'"''"''

I mean this is fucking incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053429)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:37 AM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

I like how it's implied that the late-comers in the stream are of lesser means or status and that they must resort to guile or brute force to get in. They destroy themselves in an attempt to get a seat at the table. The elites inside ignore the horror and cover up the destruction they have wreaked.

Also, notice how the man in Colorado stands on a plastic stool (cheap furniture), enjoys woodworking (decidedly parole), and owns an android smart phone (utilitarian; not hip like the iphone). For the NYC elite, there can be no worse state than the lack of status symbols and eccentric eateries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053631)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: .,.,,,,.,.,:.:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30183466)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: nights

Scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30183484)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: The Meanest Bannon

180 commentary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30183509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:15 AM
Author: ''"""''''''




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053777)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:19 AM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

ty, i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053794)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:19 AM
Author: spritezero

ho lee shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053800)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: shortquotemo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28053805)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: John_Kelly

(the asian cajun)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28054465)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Scott Frost

This shall be bumped for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28054482)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


What in the fuck. This is brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28054523)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: tech founder offering you lifetime chance, $50k/yr

Now THAT'S what I call SCHOLARSHIP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28054586)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Eight Eerie Inches of Oafish Ghoul Cock (bt@clownpenis.fart)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28054677)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: askav

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28054686)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28112763)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: d( . )n't run nigga i see y( . )u (youtube.com/watch?v=Y6iT9ij3EuA)

come back jshad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28112811)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: alzabo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28189327)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:58 AM
Author: Scott Frost

Nobody dared to continue adding onto this thread after this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28189662)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:00 AM
Author: ...,.,.,.,...,.,.,,...,.,.,..,..,..,,,,,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28189664)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:05 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28189671)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: ...,..,,,.....,....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28189676)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 8:15 AM
Author: Yeah they were all yellow

A fitting end to a great posting career

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28190010)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 8:19 AM
Author: sharklasers



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28190019)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: donny (donny)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28190024)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28382572)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: the pubes charitable trust



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28382710)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: colt, rode off into sunset 12/22/2015 (colt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28382754)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Harvey Weinstein getting old-fashioned studio head

it's a fucking crime that TMF still poasts after this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28382828)



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Date: October 28th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#29061387)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: nights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#29819302)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Mark Ironside



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28382858)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 4:19 AM
Author: [account temporarily suspended]

this is on xoxo in 2015? magical post. NM, you need to step your game up. this is how true writing is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28455235)



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Date: September 6th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#28698344)



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Date: October 28th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: nights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#29061344)



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Date: October 28th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: '"'''"''''"


180 post. insanely good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#29061355)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: '"'''"''''"




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#29424453)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: waldo jeffers

"Now, a ballerina and a playwright."

amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#29424529)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 10:50 PM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#29621178)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: delirium threatens (TRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMP)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#29819300)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30041885)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: CillianXII

This is my favorite j shad post. Transcendent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30041898)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: alzabo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30595794)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: ...,..,,,.....,....

1800000000000000000000



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30041899)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 2:04 PM
Author: paella (you'll never squawk alone)

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30182872)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: nights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30183384)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: ""'""'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30183451)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: attic (Good Goyim™)

http://i.imgur.com/SayTCKz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30183660)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30183725)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: ...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30594872)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: armodafinil (afinil)

incomparable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30595700)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: benzo xx (coke zero)

(the poast where j shad flew too close to the sun)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30595708)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 2:28 PM
Author: nights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30945001)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 10:13 AM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30959093)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 10:14 AM
Author: boner police (boner police)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30959101)



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Date: September 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: ""'""'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#31422832)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: ""'""'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#31651391)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: '"'''"''''"


i love how mandy just rubs him with a towel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#31651420)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#31727873)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: MPA (retired due to anti-Irish racism) (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com. )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#31909550)



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Date: November 20th, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: avon39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#31958353)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: shortquotemo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32115294)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Subparboi (Clairevoyant)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32115302)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: ''"""'''"'"'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32231322)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32231325)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: ""'""'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32439227)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32439259)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32439290)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: avon39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32439482)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: zarathustra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32448796)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32804674)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: ,.,;,;,.;,.;,.;,,.,;,.,;

reminder: there used to be poasts like this on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#34264721)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: below knee amputee [BKA]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#34264773)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Texas Lawmaker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#34424977)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:13 AM
Author: ''''''''''''"'''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#29474149)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Yeah they were all yellow

my god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30183681)



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Date: April 5th, 2016 12:42 AM
Author: .,.,.,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30204385)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: the gorgon

jfc! that man has a family! (sort of)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30594906)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Dr. Broseph Goebbels

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#30944955)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: you're the Bannon

This reminds me, we are getting those casement windows for the upstairs. Making the order next week. Sliders on the first floor though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#31652651)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: you're the Bannon (TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP)

Just got those casement windows. You guys are an inspiration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#31909541)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: MPA (retired due to anti-Irish racism) (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com. )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#31909552)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: The Meanest Bannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32439261)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: you're the Bannon (6'3" nazi lawyer)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#34264744)



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Date: November 20th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: ''''''''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#31958088)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: you're the Bannon (Trump Trump Trump)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32231328)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: ''"""''''''




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32804594)



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Date: March 14th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: waldo jeffers



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32832536)



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Date: March 26th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: ''"""'''"'"'


Lol dis nigga with his broke ass faggot ass bitch ass Ikea bed frame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#32923902)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#33496969)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: below knee amputee [BKA]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#34264800)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&forum_id=2#34424789)